YOUR BALLS LIVE IN A DANGEROUS WORLD
RECHARGE WITH RED LIGHT
GETTING AHEAD SHOULDN'T BE THIS EASY
MODERN LIFE HAS STACKED THE DECK AGAINST YOUR BALLS...
…no wonder so many guys feel left out on the sidelines
…no wonder so many guys feel left out on the sidelines
Dr Louis Guilltte discovered that farm pesticides were feminizing male alligators in Florida lakes (low testosterone & small penis size). [A]
His work sounded the alarm about synthetic estrogens that wreak havoc on more than just alligators. [B]
HORMONE DISRUPTION IS THE CATASTROPHE NO ONE TALKS ABOUT
Research has uncovered a population wide decline in men's testosterone levels decade over decade. [C]
Dr. Guillette told the US Congress they were half the men their grandfathers were, because men today have half the testosterone their grandfathers had. [C]
No one talks about this problem because there’s no single:
> lifestyle change
> food
> chemical
> or technology to blame & no easy way to eliminate the millions of pounds of assorted synthetic estrogens we’ve spread across the globe. [D]
> lifestyle change
> food
> chemical
> or technology to blame & no easy way to eliminate the millions of pounds of assorted synthetic estrogens we’ve spread across the globe. [D]
It’s Sad But True
&
Most Guys Are Clueless
&
Most Guys Are Clueless
The Million Ways Modern Life Weakens Men
> Exposure to synthetic xeno-estrogens from plastic [E,F,G]
> BPA free plastic is not enough! [H]
> Covid19 might cook your balls. [I]
> Chemicals sprayed on food crops feminize animals by disrupting the endocrine system. [J,K]
> Modern foods taint you with phyto-estrogens (plant based estrogens). [L,M,N]
> Water sources are polluted with endocrine disruptors that feminize aquatic animals. [O,P,Q]
> Fluorescent lights feminize aquatic animal offspring [R] so what's that indoor light doing to you?
> Laptops overheat testicles, which tanks testosterone. [S,T]
> Non-stick skillets leach hormone disrupting chemicals into your food (hint: cast iron is safe & manly). [U,V]
> Your phone deforms your sperm. [W,X,Y]
> The commute and the 9-5 are depressing your testicles. [Z,AA]
> Your pants, underwear, & couch cook your balls. [BB,CC,DD]
> Lack of exercise lowers testosterone. [EE]
> Even your freaking dental floss is slowly poisoning you with hormone disruptors! [FF,GG]
> Your balls (which have light sensitive photo-receptor cells) are kept in the dark because you wear clothes. [HH,II]
> Screen time interrupts sleep & not getting enough sleep lowers T [RR]
> BPA free plastic is not enough! [H]
> Covid19 might cook your balls. [I]
> Chemicals sprayed on food crops feminize animals by disrupting the endocrine system. [J,K]
> Modern foods taint you with phyto-estrogens (plant based estrogens). [L,M,N]
> Water sources are polluted with endocrine disruptors that feminize aquatic animals. [O,P,Q]
> Fluorescent lights feminize aquatic animal offspring [R] so what's that indoor light doing to you?
> Laptops overheat testicles, which tanks testosterone. [S,T]
> Non-stick skillets leach hormone disrupting chemicals into your food (hint: cast iron is safe & manly). [U,V]
> Your phone deforms your sperm. [W,X,Y]
> The commute and the 9-5 are depressing your testicles. [Z,AA]
> Your pants, underwear, & couch cook your balls. [BB,CC,DD]
> Lack of exercise lowers testosterone. [EE]
> Even your freaking dental floss is slowly poisoning you with hormone disruptors! [FF,GG]
> Your balls (which have light sensitive photo-receptor cells) are kept in the dark because you wear clothes. [HH,II]
> Screen time interrupts sleep & not getting enough sleep lowers T [RR]
